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Reuben Abati Dedicates His Life To Goodluck Jonathan, Sets Up Virtual Shrine In GEJ’s Honor

Reuben Abati Dedicates His Life To Goodluck Jonathan, Sets Up Virtual Shrine In GEJ’s Honor

Can’t read Korean but wondering what kind of stories North Korean websites dedicated exclusively to Kim Jong-il Lil’ Kim carry? Well, worry no more. Nigeria’s presidential spokesman, the once respected journalist known as Reuben Abati has given his life to Goodluck Jonathan and set up a website dedicated (almost) exclusively to carrying stories about his God in human form.

He announced this amazing development via twitter earlier by stating:

Be the first to know: http://www.reubenabati.com.ng  It is only true when you find it here.

Featuring tantalizing, captivating  and insightful articles with titles like:

President Goodluck Jonathan is a colourful and charismatic President

Criticisms Can’t Turn Jonathan To A Bully, Dictator

Ondo Election: Another proof of President Jonathan’s commitment to democracy

and

President Goodluck Jonathan Will Be The Best President Ever (+ Special Bonus: A picture of a constipated looking GEJ)

Goodluck Jonathan - Sweeter Than Honey

We are sure this site will become the internet’s ‘go to’ location for all those seeking hours upon hours of pleasure derived from filling their head with all the Goodluck Jonathan news that can be used.

At this end, here’s wishing Reuben all the success in the world with his new Priesthood duties website.

Reuben Abati Virtual Shrine to GEJ