Reuben Abati Dedicates His Life To Goodluck Jonathan, Sets Up Virtual Shrine In GEJ’s Honor
Can’t read Korean but wondering what kind of stories North Korean websites dedicated exclusively to
Kim Jong-il Lil’ Kim carry? Well, worry no more. Nigeria’s presidential spokesman, the once respected journalist known as Reuben Abati has given his life to Goodluck Jonathan and set up a website dedicated (almost) exclusively to carrying stories about his God in human form.
He announced this amazing development via twitter earlier by stating:
Be the first to know: reubenabati.com.ng It is only true when you find it here.
— Reuben Abati (@abati1990) February 2, 2013
Be the first to know: http://www.reubenabati.com.ng It is only true when you find it here.
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We are sure this site will become the internet’s ‘go to’ location for all those seeking hours upon hours of pleasure derived from filling their head with all the Goodluck Jonathan news that can be used.
At this end, here’s wishing Reuben all the success in the world with his new
Priesthood duties website.